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Apparently, there are several 'adult film stars' who seem to resemble some of your favorite celebrities. Not that we even need pornstars anymore. I mean come on, it seems like every time you turn around there's some 'up and coming' (pun intended) celeb who seems more than willing to show you just what her momma gave her. I guess fame and loot make people do crazy ass things?

Man, this is one of my favorite past times. I love to get super drunk, throw my kid in the stroller and go for a nice walk next to a busy road. You know, the kind of road that has cars zooming inches away from my weaving self.

Listen, when you decide you're going to rob a store you better get all your ducks in a row. You need a bullet proof plan. You know, like actually pulling of the heist and not getting your ass handed to you. Seems basic enough right?

Little Nia, what a cute little thing. It's her birthday and she is stoked. You can tell by her ability to not wait for the fam to finish singing and she's blowing out her candles like a boss. Yep, It's Nia's day and she's ready.

Man, with the temps the last few days staying in the upper 80's and 90's along with crazy humidity, staying cool and hydrated is key! Throw in some AC, and well, we're all happy peeps.

This has to be the funniest thing this side of 12 noon. Seriously, I spit most of my coffee all over my desk. So, this kid has his wisdom teeth pulled and is asked what he wants to do. Naturally, going home and relaxing is the last thing on his mind. 'I want to go to Disneyland!!!' he says with this look of serious on his face.

Summer is here! Time to officially break out the sunscreen, bathing suits, hotdogs, margarita mix and bikini's. Yep, grills will be-a-blazing, free concerts-a-jamming, campers-a-camping and drinks-a-flowing. Hooray, it's Summer ya'll!!!

I guess we've all been there. Sitting on the bus, all hammered, trying to enjoy a late night 'wow I need to eat cause I'm out of it' snack.  Cause you know, there's nothing like grub after a night of drinking. Then there's this dude.

And this is why I will never: A- Own a pet store and B: Own a gigantic snake. In fact, I have no need for a snake. And why would I? They do nothing but lay around eating live animals, and possibly you. That's what snakes do- they strangle things then consume it. Why in the world would I want anything to do with that?

Ever take a walk around the fine city of Albany? Chances are, on your journey, you've ran into someone asking for some spare change. Not gonna lie, in the few minutes it takes to walk the length of Lark Street I've been hit up quite a few times. At first I may give away one of my smokes, or that dollar bill I have in my pocket.

You're saying to yourself: 'What the fluck is a Crusty demon?' No worries, I have the scoop. The Crusty Demons are daredevil motorcyclists from the United States, Australia, New Zealand and Europe. They're like the Jackass's of today. It's safe to say these guys do dumb things for a living and we watch. We watch like little kids patiently waiting for Santa on Christmas Eve.

Have you invested crazy loot in tissues? Are you tired of waking up in the morning and blowing out large amounts of snot from your nose? Tired of random droplets of snot dripping down your face as you put the moves on a lovely betty? Me too! Might as well burn that crap! The pollen that is.