And this is why I will never: A- Own a pet store and B: Own a gigantic snake. In fact, I have no need for a snake. And why would I? They do nothing but lay around eating live animals, and possibly you. That's what snakes do- they strangle things then consume it. Why in the world would I want anything to do with that?

Then again, how awesome would it be to scare the living bejesus out of someone this way?

Yeah no. I'm good. I take back my comment about 'how awesome it would be to scare someone' this way. In fact, I'm pretty sure I'll be tapping on the door before I ever enter a bathroom again. Happy pooping!

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