Have you invested crazy loot in tissues? Are you tired of waking up in the morning and blowing out large amounts of snot from your nose? Tired of random droplets of snot dripping down your face as you put the moves on a lovely betty? Me too! Might as well burn that crap! The pollen that is.

Dude in Michigan got bored the other day. Dude in Michigan picked up a lighter and decided to light up the pollen lined grounds near his humble abode. Dude in Michigan just pissed off Smokey The Bear. Dude in Michigan, I applaud you!

Allow yourself the ability to listen to the sweet sounds of Pollen being destroyed by flame. It's majestic! Turn up the volume.

The good news? With cooler temps rolling through the area our allergies should calm down a bit.