Man, this is one of my favorite past times. I love to get super drunk, throw my kid in the stroller and go for a nice walk next to a busy road. You know, the kind of road that has cars zooming inches away from my weaving self.

There's really nothing like it. The adrenaline rush one gets as those cars pass by me while my little youngin sits so quietly in it's cocoon-like inclosure, you know, trusting that I will get him/her home safe. That rush, let me tell you: IT'S A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!

Parents Of The Year? HECK YES!!!!