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Desperate Men Commit Inside Job in Crime of the Century, Stealing $65,000 Worth of Chicken Wings
The brains behind a fowl crime in Georgia’s Gwinnett County thought they’d get away with it on a wing and a prayer.
Especially a wing.
dumb criminals
dumb criminals
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Drunk Woman Picks Fight, Punches Baby
January 25, 2013 Ever been so drunk you tried to pick a fight with someone? Jessica Diaz did just that, except she picked a fight with a woman holding a baby. Words were exchanged and then things get a bit crazy.
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Girl Rejects Guy, Guy Pees On Girl
January 18, 2013 Here's a story to never speak of ever again, unless of course you like that sorta thing.
Timothy Paez is accused of peeing on a woman that rejected his advances.
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Robber Forgets Mask, Wears Bucket Instead To Hide Face
January 16, 2013 Stupid is as stupid does and stupid doesn't prepare properly for a robbery.
Richard Boudreaux went to rob his former employer dressed in camo, gloves, but no mask. He forgot the mask and decided to use a bucket as his mask so cameras didn't catch his face.
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YouTube Prankster Hauled to Jail for Giving Wedgies
Charles Ross has been caught with his pants down because his victims were caught with their pants up.
Way up.
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Robbers Dig Tunnel, Rob Bank – Not A Cartoon Story
January 15, 2013 Seems like something out of a cartoon or even bad movie - Burglars in Berlin, Germany dug a 30 meter (100 ft) tunnel under a bank and robbed it.
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Man Handcuffs Woman He Want To Date, Arrested
January 14, 2013 There are ways to get a woman to like you - flowers, romantic dinners, cards, etc. One not on that list: Handcuffing your love interest in a bid to convince them to date you.
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Man Arrested For Drunk Riding Horse
January 14, 2013 I've heard of some stupid things to get busted for being drunk on - lawn mowers, go-karts, electric wheel chairs, etc - but never have I seen "drunk on a horse" before.
Mr. Charles Cowart has the mighty honors of being a first entraint in the "White Trash Theater" to feature a horse.
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Man Arrested For Barking At Police Dog
January 11, 2013 Of course this story comes from my home state of Ohio. Then again, I'm used to stupidity from my fellow Ohioans - It's nothing new and if you are from there, you know what I mean.
Coming straight outta Kettering, a 22-year-old was arrested for doing the most gangster thing he could think to do - bark at a police dog and because there is nothing better to do in Kettering, he was arrested.
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Police Arrest Teen Thief by Following Trail of Cheetos to His Front Door
As any thief worth his salt knows, a clean getaway is absolutely essential. Well, a South Carolina teen recently botched a robbery in a big way after police followed a trail of Cheetos right to his front door. (While that's not the thief pictured above, authorities should still be on the lookout for a hungry cheetah in human clothing.)
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Woman Smuggles Drug-Filled Syringes in Vagina
January 10, 2013 I've heard of smuggling items in the most privatest parts of your body before, but this is on a whole different level.
Jessica Webster was arrested and while being booked, things got a little bit "prickly"
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Inmates Sue Beer Companies; Say Booze Made Them Commit Crimes
January 7, 2013 If you can sue McDonald's because your coffee was "Too Hot" and didn't know any better, I guess you can sue Beer Companies because their product "made you commit a crime" right? That's what's happening in Idaho as a group of 5 inmates are suing beer and wine companies around the US saying their product made them "do it."