dumb criminals

A man found himself with some Whopper-sized trouble when police stopped him for drunk driving at a Burger King drive-thru.

A group of teens in Maryland accused of credit card theft have been identified thanks to incriminating photo booth pics they took of themselves holding the card. Oh well. No one ever said you had to be smart to commit fraud.

Missouri high school student Kaitlyn Booth probably thought she was pulling off the mother of all pranks when she changed a fellow student's last name to an offensive term in the school's yearbook, but now the joke's on her. Booth has been arrested and could be charged with a felony.

In our experience, parents generally let their small children drive when they're too drunk to drive themselves. But a father in Ohio was apparently stone cold sober when he let his 9-year-old daughter drive the family car. Can't blame alcohol for this one, dude. That dumb decision was all yours.

Craigslist is a great resource for meeting people and buying and selling almost anything. But when it comes to giving away children, there are probably better ways. That didn't stop a Texas woman from offering her three-year-old for adoption on the service, however.

There are many ways to find your phone nowadays if it goes missing. There are thousands of apps to locate the device and there is even a website to call your phone if you lose it in the house! One iPhone owner had to use an app and one phone call to find where his phone was hidden. I'm sure after it was retrieved he got a new phone immediately.

The Free Sample tray is a great way to try and get potential customers to buy your product. Some take the sample while others just walk on by but one man took "too many" free samples.

Talk about one heart stopping robbery, literally. At a São Paulo, Brazil gas station Luiz Antônio Teixeira, along with 2 friends, attempt to hold up a couple clerks and in the middle of the robbery he drops to the ground.

No matter if you're for or against it legalizing - One thing can be said: True Stoners do nothing to help their cause in most cases; This being one of them.

A thief in Boston is going to have to do some serious explaining the next time he goes to confession.

Skipping out on a tab is a horrible idea and considered theft. Skipping out on a $16 is just moronic. Detroit's Marlon Cortez Stanfield thought he could just walk away on his tab at a Buffalo Wild Wings and the cops wouldn't do anything about it.

Jamie Craft of Jonesboro, Arkansas has herself quite a Tuesday. The 28-year old kicked of her midweek adventure by getting good and drunk and crashing her Trans Am into the side of a mobile home. Mind you this was a proper, adult sized Trans Am, which becomes important later in this tale and also made what she did a pretty serious crime.