cops

I have a similar fetish to this guy. I get off on making other people carry my furniture when I move into a new apartment. So hot!

Respect my authori-tehhh! And when you’re done convulsing from the 50,000 volts to your chest grab a sponge and get scrubbing.

All Mandy Ramsey 35, wanted to do was surprise her husband by driving home with the headlights and high beams on. On the way she was clocked doing 71 mph in 55 mph zone and when police tried to pull her over, she sped away. In the process she ran a stop sign and hit a tree but she was still able to get away.

Ever flash your lights at oncoming traffic to warn them that there was a cop ahead? You could wind up in jail for it. Making a sign that says the cops are waiting ahead is apparently also frowned upon. Trying to keep some cops from making their quota is risky business. You got to take into consideration that standing with a “Speed Trap” sign might piss some officers off.

When we pack for a getaway, we fill our suitcase with swim trunks and suntan lotion. But 28-year-old Pennsylvania woman Charley Fretz packed a suitcase with herself in an attempt to evade police on Wednesday. Needless to say, her creative method of escape didn’t work.

Hey remember that time your daddy was running from the police and flipped his car and you got tossed out the window? No? well its on the youtubes!

This man makes me atomically afraid of everyone who resembles a walrus. Who knew they are secretly the most bad ass people on earth.

Some people just can’t wait to get their Big Mac on. Lines? Who needs them? This North Carolina woman was hit with a stun gun after she just couldn’t wait to stuff her big fat face.

If there’s one thing I find funnier then a fat girl, it’s a fat girl crying because she’s getting arrested for something stupid.

Police in Midway, Georgia must be experiencing a criminal-drought if 14 year-old girls selling lemonade sets off their radar.

Florida Story of the week:  A Deputy, driving 86 in a 40,  killed a man.  Jailtime?  Nope- 2 traffic tickets... AND gets to keep her job.