The Opening Ceremonies for the 2012 Olympics is set to take place this Friday, but two of the fine faces we were hoping to see partake in the infamous orgies at Olympic Village won’t be in attendance thanks to a ‘racist’ tweet and a flat out failure to qualify.
I realize that many us are terrible at spelling, thank god for auto-correct when I write some of these stories for the webpage. If you are a tattoo artist don't you think you should pay close attention on how to spell words? Imagine if you got this torch bearers tattoo error!
Forget the 2012 Summer Olympics, what people really want to see are a bunch of hipsters throwing confetti and horned-rimmed glasses at each other while chugging down bottles of beer. That’s the 2012 Hipster Olympics for yah.