America really is still the land of opportunity. Where else can you get paid to poop? While I don't have the answer to that, according to Metro, in Massachusetts you can get paid $40 a day.

I don't know if they arrived at $40 a day based on the Food Network show $40 a day or not, but I'm inclined to believe my own ideas.

Why is all this poo being collected? One word: antibiotics. Sure they kill bad bacteria, but they also kill the good kind. Yes, there's a good kind of bacteria, and it lives in your gut.

Now for the dirty part. You need a poo transplant. There are options, but none of them are fun. Here are the current options: colonoscopy, an enema, or somehow a tube through your nose. Since none of these are good options, a small capsule form is being developed. Yes, a pill to put poo in you is coming, though I doubt it'll even be over the counter. Worst prank idea ever.

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