When a reporter went on the scene to cover a story about a farmer who uses human waste as a fertilizer, she ended up getting a handful.

I feel like in three days, I’m going to learn that this story was completely fake, but that still won’t change a thing about how I feel about this Elizabeth Mathews character. She’s got spunk and that “go-getter” attitude. She’s the kind of reporter who will take a scoop and really sink her hands into it. There’s no story too big and no poo too human that she can’t sniff out. This Elizabeth Mathews is the real deuce… I mean deal.