toys

You can always spot a parent around the holiday season. Their hair is a frazzled mesh of cow licks and stray strands as if it’s been pulled by a crowd of frantic people. Their eyes dart around in all directions desperately seeking something that could suddenly appear at a moment’s notice. They break down and cry during commercials that advertise “the hottest toy of the holiday season.”

I’m sure there are some annoying “progressive” parents who would say yes just because they love to argue with society but I still say absolutely not!

I'm not going to say your sex life is boring. That would be rude. We haven't even met. But I am gonna say neither of you seem quite as satisfied as you used to.  I won't ask you what's going on in your bedroom. I'll just tell you what's going on in mine.

Home delivery is certainly effective for things like pizza and medicine, but sex toys? Maybe.

Don't you wish that once in a while that you could go back to being be 9 or 10 years old again and play with the toys that you loved as a kid? Toys like Twister, Mr Potato Head, Hot Wheels or Easy Bake Oven.  Many of these  are still around today for your kids or nieces and nephews to play with.  Now they are being inducted into the National Toy Hall of Fame.