Crime

A man was stabbed by a homeless man the other night in a Philadelphia grocery store, and people couldn't seem to have cared any less.

Why do people have to go to sporting events and be d**ks to everyone else?

Two women English teachers at Destrehan High School in Destrehan, La., have been arrested for allegedly having a threesome with a 16-year-old male student.

I only know two things about Croton-on-Hudson (a town that seems to like hyphens). It's south of Poughkeepsie, and they have an A&P. The only reason I've learned any of this, is because of an employee at said A&P. There are perks at a lot of jobs. A chef...

A woman in Venice, Calif., had to climb on to her roof to escape an intruder who broke into her home on Wednesday. As if that wasn't bad enough, the intruder then followed her on to the roof to try and catch her, NBC Los Angeles reported. Neighbors saw what was going on and called the police.

Bernard Pritchard, a prison inmate at the Southern New Mexico Correctional Facility in Las Cruces, N.M., is claiming he is being discriminated against. He says he is not being afforded the necessary means to practice his religion of Satanism and is suing to secure that, according to KRQE-TV and The Santa Fe Reporter.

When you go to a football game, typically all of the action is on the field. But during Sunday's San Francisco 49ers-Arizona Cardinals NFL game at University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Ariz., there was a ton of action in the stands as well.

If you're this guy, this has to be your eye-opener that you've finally hit rock bottom. A North Carolina man was arrested over the summer after selling an undercover cop cocaine. But after the illegal substance was taken to the lab and inspected, they discovered it was not cocaine at all. The guy had sold the undercover cop a piece of a Pop Tart, WITN-TV reported.

A Southwest Airlines flight from Seattle to Denver was delayed about four hours last week because of an idiot on board who chose poorly when naming his wi-fi hotspot, Fox 31 Denver reported.

We've all been there. You pull up to a drive-thru to order a burger or a couple of tacos and the person in front of you takes forever. It's maddening.

So this guy in Gloversville walked out of a store with a bunch of white strips. Why you ask? Cause they're freaking expensive, that's why. I have to talk to a clerk to unlock a cage to get at most high valued items, but apparently not white strips...

Everyone is guilty of doing stupid stuff when they're young. There isn't a person you know that doesn't have one of those "man, that was a really stupid decision" moments. Eighteen-year-old Cody Hudson and 24-year-old Jon Ohlman, both of Owasso, Okla., now have one of those moments.