So this guy in Gloversville walked out of a store with a bunch of white strips. Why you ask? Cause they're freaking expensive, that's why. I have to talk to a clerk to unlock a cage to get at most high valued items, but apparently not white strips.

Maybe I don't value my oral health enough that I'm just figuring this out. Guy steals 17 packs of whitening strips, which is worth almost $1000. In fact the actual value he walked out with, when divided by 17, means a pack of white strips cost $54 and change! No wonder I only know people with off white teeth.

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