Crazy

After a long week at work I know there is nothing better than stripping off all my clothes, heading to the park and just covering myself with bees. Sara Mapelli is someone who clearly would agree.

Get your mind out of the gutter, kinda. The free porn-tube site 'Pornhub' is planting a tree for every 100 videos it's users watch.

NASCAR pit crews could learn a thing or two about changing tires from these guys.

And this is why you don't do drugs! But listen, if you need to use make sure you stay away from any type of subway. Scratch that, stay away from public transit in general. Double scratch that, just stay home!

Save-the-date wedding announcements are getting bigger than the biggest blockbuster movies.

The following verbiage is proof positive why I do not, and refuse, to become a mobile DJ. I don't even care that the cash is sick and there's a good chance many-a-lady want to 'hang' with you after an alcohol infused party. None of that matters to me and here's why.

The No. 1 rule of MMA is you never choke out the kid with the crazy mom. Sure, yeah, you think the fight ends when he is unconscious but the real crazy battle has just started.

Oh the funny things people do while drunk. You can almost smell the alcohol while this crazy Russian puts the metal pole back in its place.

If you see something that looks like someone’s mustache has fallen off, run! This is the worst result you could think of. Help me David Arquette! Please someone call Jeff Daniels, Harley Jane Kozak, John Goodman or somebody who knows how to handle this situation!

So listen I've done some pretty dumb stuff in my life. Well one dumb thing, like eating dog food for Facebook likes. Whatev, it worked! But this though? No thanks.

Life is tough out here on these mean streets. We have people getting themselves caught on toilet paper holders, people going bananas at Walmart on Black Friday, and my kid's mother telling me he shouldn't take part in a pillow fight. I wish the last 'problem' wasn't real, but it is. Nonetheless.

Once again someone has decided to fly off the handle with a ill rational response after a mistake they made was corrected by the authorities.