Meet Lacey, a women of many fun bionic surprises. Along with having a face that looks like it’s constructed of makeup covered marshmallows Lacey also has a giant set of bazongahs that can glow in the dark.

This is a brilliant thing to have especially if you spend most of your money on plastic surgery. If your cash is going mostly towards your body then who can afford the electric bill. And who needs electricity when you can illuminate a room with your cans?