Here Is Why Friday The 13th Will Be Better Than Christmas

Tomorrow is set to be a fairly glorious day for you, me and all men alike. Ladies too, but for a different reason. I thought Friday the 13th was supposed to be unlucky.

So while you are planning maybe binge watching some awesome Jason Vorhees movies on the hallowed day of that film series, I will be people watching at Crossgates Mall. The reason why you ask? Well tomorrow is a national holiday, it is national no bra day!! Praise Jesus for allowing a day like such. I will be people watching.

On a side note, it is great for women too. I always hear women say, "I can't wait to get home to take off my bra". Now you have a whole day where you don't need to wear one at all. As perverted as I may have seemed in the paragraph above, does anyone actually even recognize holidays like these? I mean really, is any large breasted woman going to walk around in public without a bra?