Nemo Survival Check List – According To Styles
Nemo is upon us and it’s time to hunker down in the warmth of your house with supplies. Most people think of the basics like water, canned food, etc – Me? Well, I don’t think like most others.
Porn - If you are by yourself during the storm; You are going to be bored at some point (and horny) and here’s a great start to cure that boredom. Also, hand lotion might be needed as well. What would make it better? Having a significant other watching with you.
XBox 360 (or gaming system of choice) – Once again, if alone – this is perfect esp. if you have Xbox Live or the Playstation Network. I am playing Sleeping Dogs, Black Ops 2 and WWE ’13 right now.
Chips - No matter what if you are alone or having a Blizzard party you are gonna need grub including chips! I’ll be honest, when it comes to Nacho Cheese – Great Value at Walmart is great! Why bother with canned foods – go for the not-so-healthy option if you are going to be stuck inside (you can workout when it’s not snowing like hell out).
Red Solo Cups - Be honest, did you notice the girls or the cups first? If you are having a party, flip cup or even beer pong is a great option to help pass the time (and get ya tipsy quick – which leads us to the next one)
Alcohol - Personally, I have Vodka stocked up with Jegar at my house regularly so I am set.
Twister - Red Solo Cups and Alcohol all lead to some more interesting things and nothing is more interesting then a bunch of drunk friends playing Twister while stuck inside due to a snow storm. Have some fun and make some rules; like for Red – drink one shot, Blue – chug a beer for 2 seconds, Yellow – Body shot, Green – 2 shots.
Condoms - Look back at past major snow storms, 9 months later there is a child birth boom. Stay away from that and stock on up on condoms and have them handy – Hey, people like to get freaky when stuck inside and drunk.
Advil (or other headache relief) - After drinking and drinking and drinking, you are going to need a cure for that hangover right?
Hope this Survival Check List has helped you. Enjoy!