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Man Fights Off Bear Attack By Yanking On It’s Tongue

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If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times just this week, “Bears are our number one enemy”! Thankfully this Gilles Cyr dude has figured out the best way to fend off a bear attack and he is living proof that it works. Cyr was in Grands Falls in New Brunswick, Canada when he was attack by a large aggressive black bear. Fortunately Gilles knew about the lifelong feud among bears and humans and was not about to let man-kind down in this battle against the beast.

“His mouth was wide open right in front of my face so the last thing I remember I had his tongue in my hand and I didn’t want to let go because he was trying to fight me off. So he was hitting me with his claws, so I says, ‘If you’re going to hurt me, I’m going to hurt you too.’ So he was biting his tongue at the same time,” said Cyr.” – HP

Taking a bear by the tongue is the smartest move one can make. Everyone knows that bears try to eat us because we taste so darn delicious

Well, if you take the ability to taste our sweet sweet nectar away then what’s the point? Smooth move Mr. Cyr, that’s a strong lesson you sent to this bear. When he returns back to his bear kingdom he will share the terrifying tale about a warrior who will snatch out every stupid bear’s tongue with no mercy. This will send fear into the soul’s of many of bear for a few weeks and buy us the upper hand for some time. Thank you.

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