Don’t Throw Chicken Wings On The Street!

What kind of monster would treat delicious chicken wings with such a level of disrespect and violence? I was walking down the street when I came across this disturbing sight. I first thought, “maybe someone hit a stray cat or perhaps a raccoon got slammed by an oncoming car.” However, after further investigation it became clear that this was the evidence of chicken wing abuse.

Someone or something had decided that these chicken wings were not fit for a proper burial. Somebody didn’t want to invest the time and effort into chewing these slabs of breaded and seasoned chicken parts only to swallow them and turn them into poo. No, some animal thought that it would be a good idea to just dump these chicken wings on the side of the road like you would your grandparents after a lengthy boring meal. These are chicken wings and demand a little respect. What kind of monster would do such a thing?