Man Enhances Illegally at Walmart

Obviously this guy had somewhere to be.

A 46-year-old Brunswick man was arrested in Walmart. This one is interesting though. So a guy walks into Walmart, grabs a bottle of Extenze off the shelf, drinks it, puts the bottle back and leaves, reports News10.

I don't know much about the product Extenze. I know what it's for, but let's break this down a little. It's a drink? I thought we only knew how to boost the man muscle with pills.So it's like a 5-hour energy for your penis? They sell it on the shelf? This isn't a lockup item? Where was this guy going? I can't think of the situation where you wouldn't want to take this in a controlled and safe environment. Was this the easiest arrest ever? "Be on the lookout for a man with an uncontrollable erection."