Patrick Bateman
Karolina Wozniak — Babe of the Day
Karolina’s a 22-year-old model originally from Warsaw, Poland now living in Miami.
Waikiki Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Waikiki — a 32-year-old ‘squatter’ from Italy who’s into black skin, pole dancing, and the pineapple position. She’s like the real life Marla from Fight Club.
Chelsea Eaton — Babe of the Day
Chelsea’s a 19-year-old model from Iowa Park, Texas who’s currently pursuing her nursing degree from Vernon College.
Get Your Buttcrack Boob Shirts While They’re Hot
If you’re an ad agency struggling to come up with a campaign that motivates, stimulates, and instigates, just throw some boobs into the mix.
Shipwreck Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Shipwreck — a 20-year-old ‘hussy’ from the Windy City who’s into mustaches, Johnny Walker, and jokes about her service with GI Joe. After your ‘Rise of My Cobra’ line, you should expect full ‘Retaliation.’ Make sure you lose the ensuing fight – she loves being on top.
Jessica Barton — Babe of the Day
Jessica’s a 29-year-old model from Orlando, Florida who’s done work for Hot Import Nights, the NHRA, and DoubleD Race and Tuning.
Vana — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Vana — a 23-year-old Canadian artist who’d rather go naked than wear fur, and is into teasing. Okay. Nice cape, Vana! You owe us a shower curtain!
Stigmata — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Stigmata, a 19-year-old SuicideGirl who hates TV and loves books penned by Edgar Allan Poe. Quoth this writer, “Forever MORE!”
Janet Layug — Babe of the Day
Janet is a 23 year old Polish-Filipino model and Hooters Girl from Lakeland, Florida.
Ardis VanFossan — Babe of the Day
Ardis is a 27-year-old model who was born in Michigan and raised in Wichita, Kansas.
Eden — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Eden — a 24-year-old body piercer and cage fighter from Rome, Italy who’s into skinheads, men with sideburns, dogs, and smoking weed. She’s also antisocial, so good luck trying to meet her. May we suggest GetOutOfMyFacebook.com? Either that or just severely injure yourself, she likes wounds.
Rebecca Miller — Babe of the Day
Rebecca’s a 30-year-old model and certified aerobics instructor from Owosso, Michigan who’s lived in San Diego, CA, The Bronx, Jacksonville, Florida, and Simi Valley before settling in Las Vegas, Nevada.