Meet Shipwreck — a 20-year-old ‘hussy’ from the Windy City who’s into mustaches, Johnny Walker, and jokes about her service with GI Joe. After your ‘Rise of My Cobra’ line, you should expect full ‘Retaliation.’ Make sure you lose the ensuing fight – she loves being on top.

Age: 20

Location: Chicago, Illinois

Occupation: Hussy

Current crush: Johnny Walker

Gets me hot: Mustaches

Favorite position: I love being on top in control.

Fantasy: Having a mustache.

Most humbling moment: Pooping.

Makes me happy: Caffeine, boobs, mustaches, scotch, cuddling, and food.

Hobbies: Getting tattoos, rollerblading, and eating.

Bands: Blink 182, New Found Glory, Led Zeppelin.

Books: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

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