Add A Word, Ruin a Christmas Song With Dalton
It’s that time of year again when your ears will be bombarded with the soothing sounds of annoying Christmas songs. Why not put a fresh new spin on some old classics and change things up? The game is “add a word, ruin a Christmas song.” The rules are simple: you take the title of a classic Christmas song, insert one word to change the meaning of the song completely. Below are some examples I have come up with. They’re not all winners but I think for the most part they get the point across.
- I Saw Mommy Tongue Kissing Santa Claus
- Jingle Bell Crack Rock
- Snoopy's Christmas Massacre
- White Supremacy Christmas
- Illegitimate Santa Baby
- Give Love Lava on Christmas Day
- Gee I Whiz, It's Christmas
- Silver Taco Bells
- Santa Claus Is Watching You shower
- Baby's First Christmas workday
- Grandma Got Run Over Repeatedly By A Reindeer