Would You Try The New WA|HH Spray To Get Drunk Instantly?

Instant oatmeal, microwavable cake and inflatable beds… so why the hell shouldn’t there be a way to get toasted in an instant. God bless this new invention.

Finally no more shoveling out fists full of dollars at the bar to make this crappy band sound decent and this chubby girl next to me appear attractive and interesting. Now thanks to a French American scientist named David Edwards I can get to that right temperature with the pump of his new spray. According to shortlist.com the product is called WA|HH and is said to get your drunk instantly. However the spray effects only last for a few seconds. I imagine it’s a lot like the use of salvia, but with out the whole smelling like a hippy protester and wearing crappy dread locks thing.

This product sounds fishy and rather dangerous but I am so ready to try it. I'm super excited to have a faster way to get drunk... no more chugging beer up the ass for me!