A woman in Oklahoma was arrested for my guess is being awesome or meth, the reason is regardless. After the arrest police officers searched her and found bags of meth stashed in her butt and a gun stuffed in the front hole. Which is bad for two reasons, #1 you could shoot your self in the placenta and #2 your snail trail could rust the gun thus ruining it. When this story got covered by the local news network a few anchors grew some balls and made some solid jokes about the situation. Bravo me behind the des, lady you still suck!

“I know some women who could hide a machine gun in there” Best quote from a news anchor I have heard all day.