William Freddie McCullough: The Best Obituary Ever
Everyone wants to be remembered after they die. Making your mark and creating a legacy to leave behind is on a lot of guy’s minds. Well nobody has been remembered in a more radical way then this dude William Freddie McCullough. McCullough’s online obituary is equally as gnarly as the picture they chose to post of him.
“William Freddie McCullough - BLOOMINGDALE - The man. The myth. The legend. Men wanted to be him and women wanted to be with him. William Freddie McCullough died on September 11, 2013. Freddie loved deep fried Southern food smothered in Cane Syrup, fishing at Santee Cooper Lake, Little Debbie Cakes, Two and a Half Men, beautiful women, Reeses Cups and Jim Beam. Not necessarily in that order. He hated vegetables and hypocrites. Not necessarily in that order. He was a master craftsman who single -handedly built his beautiful house from the ground up. Freddie was also great at growing fruit trees, grilling chicken and ribs, popping wheelies on his Harley at 50 mph, making everyone feel appreciated and hitting Coke bottles at thirty yards with his 45…” – Legacy
This man oozes with America! I swear to you as “Freddie took off for that pool party in the sky” if he bleed at all the colors that came from those veins were red, white and blue. The message of this man’s life is clear. To be remembered in a totally awesome way you don’t have to be extraordinary. All you need to do is befriend a bunch a gnarly friends who will make sure you live on like the party animal you are.
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