Obviously, there is nothing that would make your Monday more than Whoopi Goldberg talking about her pubic hair (or lack thereof). We're also sure that it made Keanu Reeves’ day and totally did not make him want to matrix flip the hell out of there. Recently on Graham Norton, Goldberg was talking about what it's like to get older and deal with "mysterious hair loss." This conversation led to Reeves asking questions he most likely regretted immediately.

“Once where there was an Afro that I could put beads on and braid, there is now Paul Shaffer’s head,” said Goldberg, “Empty, bald, there we go.”

So there we go. We now know what Whoopi's got going on down there and we also now know that Keanu Reeves can perfectly show us what regret looks like. Happy Monday.