Wearing Black Makes People Think You’re A Better Person

Yes I only listen is studies that validate my preexisting life choices.

Black is the new black, I think I'm saying that right. Most of my clothing options stem from 'is that clean?'. For years now I've been wearing black, mostly because that's how my soul feels on the inside. As it turns out, it's been working for me.

A new study in England, from a retailers web-site, says wearing black makes people perceive you as more intelligent, attractive and confident, according to Complex, a website that I found out existed today. I believe this to be true, mostly because it tells me that something I'm already doing is working, and that makes me feel smart, even though I know I'm not.

Colors to avoid? I mean I try not to wear anything that's going to immediately show the stains I'm sure to occur over the course of the day. Maybe I just need to convert all my clothes to things with pictures of pizza on them, that would be the perfect crime.