Never again will she wake up grumpy. This new Wake-Up Vibe alarm clock is simply genius. The tone of the day will be set immediately from the moment she wakes up. I need to thank the good people of Wake-Up Vibe for changing the alarm clock game.

“A smooth, elongated device that looks like a curved iPod, this alarm clock-cum-vibrator promises to make your mornings happier by waking you up with some good vibrations.

You programme the clock to wake you up at the desired hour, choose one of six different 'vibrating patterns', position the gizmo in your pants - and then wait. Come morning, the subdued buzzing emanating from your nether regions will be the only indication it's time to wake up.”  -dailymail

Sure there is a huge part of me that is super jealous of the women who get to use this. However, I know somewhere down the line there will be an alarm clock just for me. I know right now there is a scientist somewhere working on perfecting a wake-up sex robot for guys like me. Until that time comes, you ladies enjoy your little ipod gizmo while I hold out for the big guns.

Waking up just got fun: $70 alarm clock doubles up as a VIBRATOR