Meet the self proclaimed “Goddess of the CTA." What is a Goddess of the CTA? It’s simply a crazy chick who gets butt naked and rides the Chicago Transit Authority screaming “I’m the goddess of the train.”

Before you start judging this lady and think this is an easy job you should know there are other duties that come with being the goddess of the CTA. Occasionally you have to get angry and try to fight a giant black man and kick him in the dork. Also you have to get chocked out by a police officer and arrested. The life of the “Goddess of the CTA” is not easy, but someone has to do it!