Forget Ron Paul, Mitt Romney and Michelle Bachmann.  The next candidate for President of the United States Of America is Vermin Supreme, who promises that if elected we all get free ponies. 

His policies are a bit crazy, but I might remind you that we will all get free ponies if he is elected. Imagine the gas savings! Now does this guy even have a glimmer of hope? No way in hell, but he's making things very interesting. I really hope that if he does get a chance, he picks the rent is too damn high guy Jimmy McMillan as his running mate.

Can you believe that this isn't the first time that he's run either?  Where does someone who wears a boot on his head get funds to do this?  I wouldn't take him to seriously, but he is very entertaining.