The University of Toronto Sexual Education Centre (SEC) is kicking off its annual Sexual Awareness Week with an orgy? Am I the only one who feels like they got robbed in the college experience?

TheStar.com is reporting that the U of T planning an event at a downtown club called the Oasis Aqua Lounge. A so called water-themed adult playground, where they welcome swingers and bumping nasties is allowed everywhere but the hot tub (keeping it classy). My guess is that sticky pee can really clog the filter of the hot tub.

“Organizers are asking students to keep their clothes on until 7 p.m., when the party becomes clothing-optional so you can get naked with all your new friends.” -TS

Even the SEC continues to claim this is NOT an orgy it all sounds pretty much like an orgy. And with that said I have never been so jealous of Canadian college students. At my school the most we got was a crappy barn they called a “Club” where you tried to rub on drunken girls fully clothed while dancing to “soldier boy” on a dirty cement floor. The option to join this SEC alone is enough for me to want to return to school.

The group’s mission is to foster a sex-positive attitude in the greater U of T area, by offering information, programming, safer-sex supplies, and peer counseling in a welcoming environment. Their sexual awareness week includes a discussion on sex positivity, an interactive sex toy demonstration and an afternoon of pornography. The first event is the party at Oasis: the organization rented the club and lowered the price to $5 a person. (Admission for couples is normally $80.) -TS

Come on Albany area colleges, we have got some catching up to do. Are you really going to let the University of Toronto beat you out in awesomeness? Email me with your plans to throw a way better sexcapade adventure Dalton@q103Alabny.com