Either candy is expensive in the Ukraine or the value scale of 9 year old's has really changed. If I had $4,000 I’d by a space ship not candy!

According to UPI a 9 year old found about $4,000 of his parents money hidden in their couch and spent it all on candy. First off, one these are terrible parents for hiding money in the most flammable thing in their house. Second, what an awful 9 year-old? You suddenly have more money then you could ever imagine in your short life and you want candy? Unless candy is the name of an overpriced call girl you have some terrible goals. Do you know how many giant trampolines you could have bought? Did the word “Go-Kart” never cross your mind? No go ahead and by a bunch of candy. Enjoy type two diabetes before you turn 11 you rotten kid!