Apparently, holding a parking spot in "Chicccaaago is not riiiiiight, riiiiiight?" And as the person I'm quoting is waking up today, they may see this video and think to themselves, "my life is drunk and trivial, riiiiight?"

So yeah, dude is holding a parking spot in Chicccaaagggooo for over 25 minutes. For the record, he isn't in a car, on a bike or holding a cone. He's just standing there, not giving two F's what anyone thinks.

One drunk girl, a bunch of dudes and a S-ton of trivial useless arguing equals first-world problems for days.

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