Move along, nothing to see here. Just a couple of dudes pole-vaulting inside a mall, no big deal!

I have never been a fan of the state of Iowa, nothing should be that flat and nobody should love potatoes that much. However, after seeing what goes on in their malls, I have to say I might be coming around on that place.

Why spend only a few months running really fast with a giant stick and vaulting over a stick when you can move the game inside and pole vault all day with breaks to the Cinnabon whenever you want. Iowa mall pole vaulting might be the track and field of the future!