The 2012 London Olympic Games are about a week away and I already can’t wait for them to end so I can proclaim my love to Hope Solo!

Her beauty would compliment my hideousness perfectly

She could walk me to the wrestling ring and stop everything people throw at my head

Not certain how much she makes but as a professional athlete I’m certain it’s much more than me.

I’m certain I would get a long great with her brother Han Solo

She’s the only one on the field who would rather hold balls in her hand rather than kick them.

Her strong legs let me believe she’d be an excellent spot to me on the squat rack.
As the goalie for team USA I assume she love ‘Merica as much as I do. (I bleed red white and blue)

I played soccer for 11 years which pretty much makes us exactly alike.

When she’s not wearing cleats I’d buy her pretty strappy shoes. I’d treat her so good!

Have you ever seen this girl play? She’s totally bad ass! As a guy who wears denim jackets and zumba pants, I know a thing or two about being BAD ASS!


Truthfully I’m not exactly certain what it is about this chick that makes me love her so much, but I’d eat the cutest puppy in the world if she asked me to. I don’t prefer the meat of adorable puppies, but if my future bride to be Hope solo asked me to I’d eat anything! With that being said USA –USA –USA!!!

Have you ever seen this girl play? She’s totally bad ass! As a guy who wears denim jackets and zumba pants, I know a thing or two about being BAD ASS!