This One Is For The Yogis (Video)
Last week I posted a blog about San Diego residents angry about yoga lessons taking place in a public park, and that upsets me because I like yoga pants. So I made this video to support the Yogis in San Diego, this one is for the Yogis.
Yoga pants are awesome, they look great and they feel great, it does not matter if you are looking at them or wearing them, you will feel the power of the yoga pants.
I felt the power of the yoga pants.
Everyone I work with has felt the power of the yoga pants.
Now I want you to feel the power of the yoga pants.
I did not choose the name Dan America, the name chose me, I am America's last line of defense against attacks on our culture and yoga pants are a part of our culture. I will defend peoples right to wear yoga pants, because it is the American way.
I did not choose to wear the yoga pants, the yoga pants chose me.
Let my yoga pants clad butt, be the one butt to represent all the yoga pants clad butts in America, for America!