Being a cow sounds good on paper. You walk around all day eating and chewing cud. Then you get hot and kneel down in the sun. If the bugs in the field get annoying you can swat them off with your haggard but heavy tail. Then just when you think it would be nice to get a quick drink of water before you scoot off to the slaughter house to become some ones hamburger the day is ruined. Another bear is using your drinking water as his personal filthy bear bath. Bears have little to zero respect for the finer things in life and this just about proves it.