The Truth About The 9 Brains (Video)

In Gouverneur, NY 9 brains were discovered on the street near some railroad tracks, at first I thought that some Hobos lost their mind trying to figure out how to pronounce Gouverneur. I had to investigate to be sure, what I found will blow your mind, onto the street near the railroad. 

They want you to think that they were sheep brains or dog brains, but I know what is really going on.

The Ring of Power has awoken and it hears it's Master's call....

Somehow, the ring has found it's way to Earth, the ring has a will of it's own.

The 9 have left Minas Morgul, the only way they can travel through realms is head first.

Gouverneur, NY was chosen to be the spawning point by the Dark Lord himself! Because no one has ever really herd of Gouverneur, NY before.

The 9 brains will grow into the Nazgul, and they will disguise themselves as riders in black, it will matter not if the cops pull them over, they are not living or dead, bullets are useless against them.

The only way to destroy them, is to destroy the ring.

But first we must make Kanye West wear the ring until the 9 find him, and make sure that Kim Kardashian is with him when this happens.

Justin Bieber to....

But who has the ring?

Who can resist the power of the ring?

Who is the most unlikely creature imaginable?

Me Dan America....

Now can someone show me the way to Mordor?

I do not know the way.