On The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show they were taking callers on "The Perfect Crime." I have the perfect crime, we will turn Upstate New York into a giant garden. I don't know if it is illegal to plant fruit and vegetables where ever you want, if a law does exist that prevents this. If there is, it is probably to protect us from bad fruit and vegetables. However I am pretty sure we can figure out what fruit and vegetables are good and bad for free.

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Here is what we are going to do:

Start saving up every seed you can get your hands on, if you have to go out and buy some seeds that is fine to. But we are going to need allot of them, because they are not all going to grow.

Once the earth is fertile, start planting them, everywhere!

Water Melons, Tomatoes, Beans, Peas, Mint leaves, Berries, Pumpkins, Squash. Whatever! Just plant it! Plant things in your neighborhood, at work, at your moms. Everywhere!

Let's turn this state into a giant garden!

So Seattle can shut up about their Food Forrest!

And New Jersey will have title "The Garden State" stripped from them and they will have to settle for being..... I don't know Snooki's house.

It's two crimes for the price of one then I guess. Just don't tell the authority that I told you to do it. If they ask me about this blog then I will just blame Crispin Glover.

 

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