Could this be the most passive aggrieve sign hung in a hotel ever? If it doesn't take the cake then it certainly is a close second.

Over the weekend, I was traveling through Western Pennsylvania for wrestling. The “classy” establishment I ended up staying in had this little gem hanging in the laundry room. I grew with envy of the person who typed this bad boy up. I can’t help but to think about the motivation it took to spend the time formatting and sizing the font on this sign just right. If the font and placement of each word wasn't “just right” then it wouldn't have the same snarky attitude directed to both the customer and the clearly unimportant cleaning staff.

To the guest

Please don’t sit on folding table

thank you

The management and

Housekeeping staff

 

PS: Why does this hotel hate their housekeeping staff so much?