An organ is in the top 5 of most annoying instruments of all the world. The only thing that can make an organ sound more annoying is having you’re drunk Aunt Chelsea twerk on all the keys. Seriously if someone took every organs in the world and tossed them into the fires of Mount Doom, I wouldn't mind one bit. Organs belong in two places, on stage in 1968 at a Doors concert or inside Dracula’s house.

Having an organ at your wedding is tradition. It’s a terrible tradition but so are weddings all together. The only good thing that comes from this horrific organ player with uncountable turrets is it helps the groom take his mind off the fact that he has just made the largest mistake of his entire life.