On The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show they talked about a teenage girl who bathes in pigs blood to preserve her youth. I wonder, if Carrie knew about this, would she still flip out at the prom?

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Silly girl, doesn't she know that it her blood that will preserve an older woman's youth?

Elizabeth Bathory wrote a book about it.

I am kind of impressed that she found a new use for pigs, and I thought all they were good for was bacon and sausage.

Now you can have an all pork morning, bacon for breakfast followed by a bloodbath before work.