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Lion Meat Tacos In Florida Are So Hot Right Now!

Dalton Castle — Tue, 14 May 2013 17:01:08 +0000

I’ve never wanted so badly to eat something more then I want to eat a freaking lion right now! Lion meat tacos make all the since in the world. Have you ever seen a lion? They are giant beautiful fierce cats just covered in rippling delicious looking muscles. According to the Huffington Post a restaurant in [...]

Chimpanzees Experiencing Sun Light For First Time In 30 Years [VIDEO]

Dalton Castle — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 19:16:34 +0000

After a long career of testing lip sticks and eye shadows these chimps finally get to experience out doors with the sun on their faces. I don’t know what it is about monkeys and apes but I can’t help but to see them and constantly wish to make them all my friends. Yeah [...]

Angry Drunk Elephants Are The Biggest New Threat To Humans

Dalton Castle — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 19:44:54 +0000

They’ve tasted our booze and now It’s only a matter of time until that get a taste of our sweet sweet human blood! A herd of elephants all sauced up on moonshine recently went rampaging through the streets of India. According to metro the giant belligerent drunks busted through a store, three houses and ruined [...]

Parent Drops Child Into Wild Dog Cage At Pittsburgh Zoo

Dalton Castle — Mon, 05 Nov 2012 17:25:44 +0000

Without a doubt this a very tragic story, however can we focus on the brilliant Michal Jackson like actions by this parent? timesunion.com reported a 2 year old was tragically attacked by 11 wild dogs at the Pittsburgh zoo. According to the story the mother lifted the child onto the railing to get a better [...]

Meet Tori, The Smoking Orangutan [VIDEO]

WQBK — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 16:06:55 +0000

Meet Tori, she is a 15 year old Orangutan who has a bad habit of smoking cigarettes at a Indonesian Zoo for the past decade. Zoo officials announced they are moving her away from the public in an attempt to quit smoking or sending her to rehab. If you’re asking how did she start smoking? [...]

Dalton Visits The Bronx Zoo And Tries To Kiss All The Animals [VIDEO]

Dalton Castle — Wed, 09 May 2012 19:51:14 +0000

There are two things I love more than anything and that’s 1: seeing animals in captivity to remind me of my freedom and 2: putting my slutty lips on them. Normally I have to travel on the weekends for pro wrestling, however this weekend I had the weekend free. I decided to take advantage of [...]

Hilarious Japanese Escaped Rhino Drill [VIDEO]

Dalton Castle — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:00:17 +0000

Is it just more or are the Japanese people awesome! First Nintendo and now they have figured out how to stop an escaped charging rhino. This drill is absolutely hilarious. I just wish they would take it a little more serious. This may be a drill but that is a very real paper-mâché rhino on [...]

Little Girl Taunts A Lion in New Zealand [VIDEO]

Dalton Castle — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 21:00:08 +0000

Sometimes parents just let their kids do silly things. This girl taunting this lion has got to be the most frustrating thing I have ever seen. Never have I wanted to see someone get what they deserve so badly. This girl has little respect for this giant ass king of the jungle and it’s all [...]

Hippo Shows You Something You Never Want To Witness At The Zoo [VIDEO]

BJ Ragone — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 13:58:54 +0000

Nature is a wonderful thing. A wonderful horrible thing. This is a video that is making the rounds right now on the old internet and it's something that you never want to see happen at the zoo. Imagine you are standing around watching the hippo in all it's glory. Now remember it's nature and it's highly unpredictable so get ready to see something natural, yet awful.