Jesus Arrested for DWI While Operating a Backhoe
Yes it is true - a man name Jesus was arrested by Albany police and charged with DWI in a backhoe. It wasn't even like he was on a backstreet either - it was right down the main drag on Central Ave.
Yes it is true - a man name Jesus was arrested by Albany police and charged with DWI in a backhoe. It wasn't even like he was on a backstreet either - it was right down the main drag on Central Ave.
I kind of wish people would put forth a bit of effort when it comes to 'earning' cash, rather than taking the easy route and robbing. Unfortunately, we aren't privy to that behavior even here in the Albany area.
A few months ago we told you the horrible story about how someone nailed some sweet little puppies to the railroad tracks. Today we are really glad to be able to report that the person responsible is now in jail.
As if losing in the NFC Championship game weren't bad enough, an unlucky Atlanta Falcons fan was stabbed by a San Francisco 49ers fan outside the Georgia Dome after the 49ers 28-24 victory on Sunday night.
I've heard of some stupid things to get busted for being drunk on - lawn mowers, go-karts, electric wheel chairs, etc - but never have I seen "drunk on a horse" before.
Mr. Charles Cowart has the mighty honors of being a first entraint in the "White Trash Theater" to feature a horse.
An Albany area cellphone store employee has been arrested after he stole a nude picture off of a customers phone - and texted it to himself. Colonie Police arrested the Verizon Wireless employee after the customer realized that the photo had been texted off of his phone.
I never really thought about what weapon I would prefer to be murdered by until now, but I think DD breast might be in my 10.
If you ever get a creepy feeling that the mannequins in the department store are watching you, you just might be right. Some fashion brands are now using mannequins equipped with technology used to identify criminals at airports to watch shoppers at their stores.
How'd you spend your Friday night? Perhaps lying on a basement floor with your face submerged in water, while being spanked with a wooden paddle and begging for mercy? No? Perhaps if there was cold water being poured on your head from a garden hose? Still doesn't sound fun? Albany police didn't think it was so great either when they arrived at 470 Hudson Ave. in response to a noise complaint.
Everyone who grew up in the last 30 or so years who had any kind of quality childhood watched Sesame Street when they were little. Many of those people, now adults, are shocked to learn that the voice of the show's popular character Elmo has been accused of having a sexual relationship with a 16 year old boy, bringing a whole new meaning to the term 'Tickle Me Elmo
We've all heard stories upon stories of drug-addicted individuals who go to extreme lengths in order to support their habits. This, however has to be a first- a man steals lobsters and other marine-like meat to sell in exchange for drug money. No this is not a joke.
I have no words for how absolutely disgusting this is. The extreme audacity of an individual to kick people when they are down for the count; the heinous act that he committed is just so beyond low, pathetic, inhumane, unspeakable, horrid- oh look I did find my words!