Though the story is far more "sad" then the joke I am trying to make, which is rather sad in itself, I couldn't help but laugh at the headline I found on the Huffington Post this morning saying "Swimmers Attempt To Ride Dying Sperm Whale".

Come on, you laughed a little when you read it right? No? Okay.

The real story comes to us from WSVN-TV in South Florida. The video below explains