The clip above does a great job of pointing out a simple fact that seems to elude the stars of ‘Ghost Hunters’: Farts are scarier than ghosts. Also, farts are real. Ghosts … not so much. 

We’d watch the heck out of ‘Paranormal Gastivity’ if SyFy green lit it. Hell, they could probably even make a whole channel that aris nothing but shows about vacant douchebros listening for farts in the dark, and it would be a hit. That sounds a lot more entertaining than ‘Ghost Hunters.’