I mean when I think about spreading some fertilizer I always wonder why more people don't do it in their birthday suits?

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The first Saturday in May is World Naked Gardening Day apparently because wngd.org thinks you should

Tend your portion of the world's garden unclothed as nature intended

Well I guess if you are thinking about adding some dickweed or a sausage tree to your yard it might "make sense" to do it in the nude but if you are going to be out there putting in something like a rose garden I feel like that just sounds dangerous.

Personally I would be worried about dirt and things getting into places they shouldn't be or getting injured by the plants themselves and even the tools needed to plant them. Not to mention getting bit by bugs and the neighbors being able to see you in all your natural glory but hey if nude gardening is your thing this weekend is the time to do it! Now I don't know how true this is but supposedly,

Second only to swimming, gardening is at the top of the list of family-friendly activities people are most ready to consider doing nude.

So if nude gardening is your thing by all means, get to it. Just don't post any pictures on social media, you can get banned for that *ish.

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