I love soccer but hate skinny legged sissies taking flops to draw a penalty. However, this referee flipped the switch and won my heart.

You got to love this referee’s absolute power move. “Oh what’s that, you want to flop all around like a teenage girl trying to get your way and act like a child but when things don’t go your way you finally try and act tough by chest bumping me? Well suck on this fat boy I’m taking a bump and ending the hell out of this game”! This ref is the same as every punk spoiled rich kid you ever played street football with. “Oh yeah you scored? Well how about I take my football and go home. Good luck playing the game without MY BALL. Oh, and good luck playing this soccer game without a referee!”