With McDonald's filming commercials in Albany and a bison goring a dude, a professional spanker 'accepting applications' seems like natural progression for our thriving city, no!?

Thanks to Metroland i stumbled across this beauty:

Think you need help with structure and boundaries? Think you can handle getting your butt torn up with a paddle? If you answered yes, you need to check out Ms. Laura's website HERE

My friends, click that link and take a look at Ms. Laura's work. She ain't messing around! She's going to light you up like a Christmas tree. Your rear-end will rival Clark Griswold's house in Christmas vacation.

I don't know what motivates people to seek out structure and boundaries via Kitten and her paddle, but let me tell you: I NEED TO KNOW!! Kitten, get back to me baby-doll!